headcanon: tony has tried to buy rhode island and rename it rhodey island multiple times
“Someone certainly enjoys making an entrance.”
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
today i discovered:
my mom actually knows what she’s doing in the kitchen. i always thought that every time she went in to cook something, she just kind of… closed her eyes and hoped for the best. i was wrong and i feel bad about it, as i should. today she decided to go in and make a cake and… that’s exactly what she did. without a recipe.
Write Rhymes finds rhymes for your words while you write and takes the weirdness out of poetry and scheming.
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW AMAZING THIS IS FOR WRITERS
WE SPEND YEARS FILLING NOTEBOOKS WITH RHYMES FOR WORDS AND PHRASES AND END-RHYMES AND SLANT RHYMES AND THEN ONE DAY SOME
"YOU KNOW WHAT’D BE COOL? MAKING EVERY POET WET THEMSELVES WITH FUCKING JOY”
I” M SO FUXKC I NG